Week 6

Scientist discovers ultimate secret in fortune cookie

  After a team meeting after dinner at a local Chinese Restaurant, scientist Dr. Richard Thorburn had decided to open up his fortune cookie once he had gotten home, but what he had found inside was not only astonishing by mind boggling.

  Inside of Dr. Thorburn's fortune cookie was the same little slip of paper we all receive with writings such as "Have patience, good luck is coming your way" or "Do not travel by bike today", but it never contained a message along the lines of those, but yet it had said "When all is wrong, choose bacon".

  This had sparked Dr. Thorburns study on what effects bacon has on the brain when undergoing frustration, confusion, and sadness. The results which he received had astonished him. Over 76% of participants in the study had an ease in their behavior and brain activity once consuming bacon after numerous reports.

  Dr. Thorburn is pushing for the use of bacon to treat patients acting agitated. So far his own personal studies on willing participants have shown a near 96% showed quick improvement on acting more content within 10 minutes of consumption compared to those who never consumed the item.

  Since studies have been announced only in the past few days, bacon sales have increased worldwide by 380% bringing in extra profit which is reflecting on the development of the communities surrounding rural areas.

  This study has really shown that it may help the patients mentally, but physically, participants have gained a substantial amount of weight. Since the product is made up of almost nothing but fat, this fact is not surprising but the amount of consumers are not taking into consideration that even though it helps with the ease of anger and relaxes the user, it should be used in moderation rather than every meal.

 Until further studies have been concluded there has been a limit towards the amount of bacon a customer may purchase so that their health is not jeopardized. Until more information has been released it seems that we all have to just sit and wait around to consume this life changing product.